Jokes

I think its time we add more comedy to our forums so why not a joke thread?
Heres some... (Please no "yo mama" jokes)
Wanta hear a joke? Womens Rights

Wanna hear a joke?

Will being alive.

I request you remove that "joke" from your post before this whole thread's deleted.

Lisa yours isn't even funny... and just because your a admin doesn't mean you can just delete my posts just because of a joke....

Women's rights isn't a joke, idiot.

Are you kidding me of course thats a joke. Lisa its just for fun you don't have to take it seriously...

How do you get a hobo in a box?
You put a tin of beans in there.

How do you get them back out?
You run past with a tin opener.

What do you call 100 white men running down a hill? Avalanche.
What do you call 100 Mexicans running down a hill? Mudslide
What do you call 100 black men running down a hill? JAILBREAK

There was a man a women and mexican waiting for a job interview,
the man goes in 1st.
The guy says to the man, You have to be observent to get this job, can you spot anything in this room?
the man says, pineapple-ing hell! you have no ears!!!
so he says GET OUT MY OFFICE NOW
Then the women comes in and says the exact same thing
the guy says the same thing too.
But the mexican comes in and the guy says, can you observe anything?
the mexican says yeh ur wearing contact lenses.
the guy says thats amazing how did you know???
mexican says cuz you got no Pineapple-ing ears to hang your glasses on

Racist jew jokes... My friends told me these...
Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free
Whats the difference bewteen a pizza and a jew? Pizzas don't scream in the oven.
Racist black joke...
Whats the diffecence bewteen a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Racist joke [note] take no offence..
what do you call a paki on the moon?
Problem
What do you call 100 pakis on the moon?
Problem
What do you call all the pakis on the moon?
Problem Solved.

Theres a black man and a mexican in a car whos driving?
The police

whats 14 metres long and wrapped round a twat?
a turban

[Take no offence of this joke.]